Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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