belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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