i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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