There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
we have officially lost it.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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