I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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