What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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