3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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