i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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