I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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