butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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