batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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