no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
