The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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