ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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