well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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