I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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