so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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