About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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