dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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