By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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