Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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