ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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