I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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