Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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