you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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