How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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