I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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