I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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