everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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