she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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