Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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