we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
