i don't like sucking hair
North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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