I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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