It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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