i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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