Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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