He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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