I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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