What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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