its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
