glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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