O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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