But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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