Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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