I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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