i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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