no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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