its not stalking. its research.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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