my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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