maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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