Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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