road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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