i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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