just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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