STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
